overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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Top 5 signs most likely to be the villain

totemo-kawaii—ne:

astropelican:

Scorpio - The evil, tortured villain

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Gemini - The villain who finds it all hilarious

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Capricorn - The most terrifying of them all

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Aquarius - The mad genius

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Leo - The one who wants to rule the world

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Capricorn - The most terrifying of them all

YES.

As a Leo I must say I agree with this

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sonianeverlime:

danbutt:

neptunain:

there’s an incredibly homophobic and transphobic page on facebook called heterosexuals inspiring pride and they make awful clip art comics that literally make no sense and im laughing so hard

as a certified Gay i can confirm that all of these are 100% correct

good lord

Ohhhh the ignorance is palpable in these comics

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Now this is clever lol

Now this is clever lol

(Source: manhood)

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So,after browsing themegalosaurus's 'Hot Professor Sam' tag I gave in and made a fanmix. {{listen here}}

So,after browsing themegalosaurus's 'Hot Professor Sam' tag I gave in and made a fanmix. {{listen here}}

(Source: homojensen)

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Anonymous said: What do you think of stories where the Marauders and Snape work together?

marauders4evr:

Okay, since you asked…

I am always extremely wary of talking about these types of stories. Mostly because people on tumblr are so extreme that the mere thought of having these characters actually come together might actually cause a wide epidemic of heart attacks in young adults all over the world.

But screw it, let’s talk about this!

First of all, let me start by saying (my secret shame) that I love these kind of stories, even though they are few and far between. I love stories where the protagonists and antagonists come together to achieve something. I love stories where Batman and Joker come together. I love stories where Aang and Zuko (when he was still ‘bad’) come together. And I love stories where the Marauders and Snape come together.

And like I said, there are people on this website who are so extreme that they cannot imagine it. But it actually brings about some great (and somewhat familiar) tropes: Enemies coming together. Opposites attracting. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Etc.

And think of it this way: In a story where two characters are two parts of a whole, then what do you get when you join them together?

I used to really enjoy writing these stories and I will admit that that is main thing that I don’t like about tumblr…there are people who are extreme.

There are so many beautiful possibilities that can come from these stories. Some of them can be simple. But others can really dive into the psychological analyses of these characters, exploring how they’re alike, how they’re different, where their morals lie, which ‘side’ they’re really on, if any, etc. It’s so great and, like I said, there are so many possibilities.

So, Anon or anyone else reading this, if you are brave enough to consider writing a story like this, here are some prompts:

  • The Marauders and Snape coming together to fight a common enemy at Hogwarts (be it a bully, a bad professor, etc.) (This is probably the easiest to write, though it can be the most creative and again, it’ll be really fun to explore the dynamics of the characters.)
  • The Marauders needing Snape’s help making an Animagus Potion (I still think that the procedure was a potion, much like the Polyjuice Potion) and Snape begrudgingly helping
  • Snape being accused of something that he didn’t do and the Marauders know that he didn’t do it and they try to prove his innocence
  • James and Snape have to come together to save Lily
  • Sirius talks to Snape about Regulus (Because I have this headcanon that Regulus kind of became brotherly towards Snape and this really hurt Sirius and he occasionally sucked up his pride and asked Snape about Regulus’ welfare.)
  • Or circumstances make it so that Snape and Sirius learn about each other’s homelife.
  • Snape making potions to help Remus with the lycanthropy
  • Snape repenting early on and becoming a member of the Order when the Marauders were still alive. Come on, there’s a ton of stuff that you can do about that! Especially if Snape has to partner up with the Marauders. These stories could range from being hilarious to being really dark and action-paced.
  • Snape and Sirius working together to remove Harry from the Dursleys (I need this one!)

The possibilities go on and on. And you don’t even have to write that everything’s good between the two of them in the end. Have both sides go back to hating each other, but maybe they might be a bit wiser. 

Either way, you can write a really great dynamic between these characters. There’s so much potential. And I wish that more people saw that.

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awwww-cute:

This pup melts my heart

I second this motion

awwww-cute:

This pup melts my heart

I second this motion

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thefrogman:

There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.

Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr]

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thefrogman:

There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.

Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr]

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